“Politico” isn’t good for much except reporting

March 4, 2016 § Leave a comment

on what the “Washington World lizards” [see, Douglas Adams] are thinking. Here the neo-cons view Clinton II as the “lesser-evil” [lesser evil here being defined as someone who is less willing to murder people posing no threat to US soil or US nationals]. So Trump is a greater evil because he is less eager to commit war crimes.

 

“It comes from a very ancient democracy, you see….”
“You mean, it comes from a world of lizards?”
“No,” said Ford, who by this time was a little more rational and coherent than he had been, having finally had the coffee forced down him, “nothing so simple. Nothing anything like so straightforward. On its world, the people are people. The leaders are lizards. The people hate the lizards and the lizards rule the people.”
“Odd,” said Arthur, “I thought you said it was a democracy.”
“I did,” said Ford. “It is.”
“So,” said Arthur, hoping he wasn’t sounding ridiculously obtuse, “why don’t the people get rid of the lizards?”
“It honestly doesn’t occur to them,” said Ford. “They’ve all got the vote, so they all pretty much assume that the government they’ve voted in more or less approximates to the government they want.”
“You mean they actually vote for the lizards?”
“Oh yes,” said Ford with a shrug, “of course.”
“But,” said Arthur, going for the big one again, “why?”
“Because if they didn’t vote for a lizard,” said Ford, “the wrong lizard might get in.”

  • Douglas Adams, in So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish (1984) Ch. 36
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